The Armageddon Oven

The World's Most Versatile, Longest-Lasting Outdoor Cooking System

Engineered for strength, efficiency, and total independence, the Armageddon Oven redefines off-grid cooking with unmatched durability and versatility. Built from locally sourced masonry materials and equipped with heavy-duty American Made 304-grade stainless steel components, it’s designed to withstand anything nature delivers - storm, season, or century. This all-in-one powerhouse combines a wood-fired grill, smoker, rotisserie, insulated baking oven, Uruguayan grill, and fryer into a single system that runs solely on natural firewood - no gas, no electricity, no pellets, no limits. Perfect for off-grid living and homesteading, it’s fuel-efficient, theft-resistant, and built to deliver a lifetime of rugged, wood-fired performance.

The Armageddon Oven

The World's Most Versatile, Longest-Lasting Outdoor Cooking System

Built for strength and true self-reliance, the Armageddon Oven offers unmatched durability and versatility for off-grid cooking. Crafted from locally sourced masonry materials and our heavy-duty, American-made 304 stainless steel components, it serves as a grill, smoker, rotisserie, insulated oven, Uruguayan grill, and boiler / fryer - all powered solely by natural firewood with no gas, electricity, or costly pellets. Ideal for homesteads and off-grid living, it’s efficient, secure, and built to perform for generations to come.

Meat Smoker

Wood Fire BBQ / Grill

Insulated Baking Oven

Electric & Manual Rotisserie

A high-capacity 8cf meat smoker that delivers bold, wood-fired flavor from clean-burning, natural and abundant firewood.

Heavy-Duty. Wood Fired. Tough as Nails. Powered by natural firewood and built tough enough to feed one... or an army.

Built tough, the insulated baking oven unites wood-fired flavor and superior heat retention, perfect for all day baking.

Engineered for performance, the wood-fired rotisserie uses an all-stainless steel system to deliver traditional, smoky flavor.

Pig Roaster

Uruguayan Grill

Boil & Fry

Griddles and Grills

A meat and pig roaster built with heavy-duty stainless components, designed to deliver tender, succulent meats every time.

Engineered for performance, this grill uses natural firewood and angle adjustments to deliver heat exactly how you need it.

Designed for cast iron Dutch ovens with handles, this system lets you boil liquids and fry over firewood at adjustable heights.

Forged from 1/4" thick 304 stainless, our grill grates and griddles are versatile, rugged, and virtually indestructible.

Meat Smoker

A high-capacity 8cf meat smoker that delivers bold, wood-fired flavor from clean-burning, natural and abundant firewood.

Wood Fire Grill

Heavy-Duty. Wood Fired. Tough as Nails. Powered by natural firewood and built tough enough to feed one... or an army.

Insulated Baking Oven

Built tough, the insulated baking oven unites wood-fired flavor and superior heat retention, perfect for all day baking.

Electric & Manual Rotisserie

Engineered for performance, the wood-fired rotisserie uses an all-stainless steel system to deliver traditional, smoky flavor.

Pig Roaster

A meat and pig roaster built with heavy-duty stainless components, designed to deliver tender, succulent meats every time.

Uruguayan Grill

Engineered for performance, this grill uses natural firewood and angle adjustments to deliver heat exactly how you need it.

Boil & Fry

Designed for cast iron Dutch ovens with handles, this system lets you boil liquids and fry over firewood at adjustable heights.

Griddles and Grills

Forged from 1/4" thick 304 stainless, our grill grates and griddles are versatile, rugged, and virtually indestructible.
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FREE Armageddon Oven Plans

The Armageddon Oven Installation Manual is a step-by-step, photo-rich guide that makes building your own Armageddon Oven simple and precise. Packed with 3D illustrations, exact measurements, and pro tips, it walks you through every step - from foundation to first fire. Designed for DIYers, homesteaders, and off-grid builders, this ridiculously detailed manual ensures your oven is built strong, efficient, and ready for a lifetime of wood-fired cooking.

Ridiculously Detailed Manual 

Our colorfully illustrated, step-by-step plans make every detail easy to see and simple to follow.

Precise Materials Lists

Every component and tool you will need is listed on the Materials List page. Accurate to the last nail!

Money $aving Suggestions

Our plans include smart money-saving tips to help you build for less without cutting quality.

Priceless Masonry Knowledge

Even with no masonry experience, our detailed plans help you gain real masonry skills and confidence as you build.

FREE Armageddon Oven Plans

FREE Plans & Materials List

The Armageddon Oven Installation Manual is a step-by-step, photo-rich guide that makes building your own Armageddon Oven simple and precise. Packed with 3D illustrations, exact measurements, and pro tips, it walks you through every step - from foundation to first fire. Designed for DIYers, homesteaders, and off-grid builders, this ridiculously detailed manual ensures your oven is built strong, efficient, and ready for a lifetime of wood-fired cooking.

Ridiculously Detailed Manual 

Our colorfully illustrated, step-by-step plans make every detail easy to see and simple to follow.

Precise Materials
Lists

Every component and tool you will need is listed on the Materials List page. Accurate to the last nail!

Money $aving Suggestions

Our plans include smart money-saving tips to help you build for less without cutting quality.

Priceless Masonry Knowledge

Even with no masonry experience, our detailed plans help you gain real masonry skills and confidence as you build.

Our FREE Armageddon Oven and Wood Fired Pizza Oven plans have helped thousands build rugged, long-lasting ovens for true off-grid living. With step-by-step instructions and precise materials lists, you’ll gain the skills to craft an Armageddon Oven, Outdoor Pizza Oven or Fire Pit Grill - engineered for unmatched durability and authentic wood-fired performance. Simply enter your email (on the right) and we’ll send you ALL of our plans and materials lists straight to your inbox.

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Armageddon Oven Essentials Package

$349.99

The Armageddon Oven Essentials Package is the core foundation of the Armageddon Oven cooking system - everything you need to build a rugged, rock-solid wood-fired oven, smoker, rotisserie, pig roaster and grill in your backyard or homestead. Designed for strength, simplicity, and versatility, this package includes the critical stainless steel and refractory strengthening components that form the heart of the Armageddon Oven, giving you a durable, high-performance cooking system that can handle extreme heat for decades.

 

Built for DIY'ers, homesteaders and off-grid alike, the Essentials Package lets you customize your setup for grilling, baking, smoking, or roasting - all powered by natural firewood with no gas or electricity required. Once installed, it becomes a permanent, all-season cooking system that’s just as at home on a suburban patio as it is on a remote homestead.

The Armageddon Oven Essentials Package is the core of the entire system - everything you need to build a rugged, high-heat wood-fired oven, smoker, rotisserie, pig roaster, and grill. Designed for strength, simplicity, and versatility, it includes the key stainless steel and refractory components that create a durable, decades-long cooking foundation. Built for DIYers, homesteaders, and off-grid cooking, it’s fully customizable for grilling, baking, smoking, or roasting—all powered by natural firewood with no gas or electricity required. Once installed, it becomes a permanent, all-season cooking system for any backyard or homestead.

Armageddon Oven Essentials Package

Essentials Package

The Armageddon Oven Essentials Package is the core of the entire system - everything you need to build a rugged, high-heat wood-fired oven, smoker, rotisserie, pig roaster, and grill. Designed for strength, simplicity, and versatility, it includes the key stainless steel and refractory components that create a durable, decades-long cooking foundation. Built for DIYers, homesteaders, and off-grid cooking, it’s fully customizable for grilling, baking, smoking, or roasting—all powered by natural firewood with no gas or electricity required. Once installed, it becomes a permanent, all-season cooking system for any backyard or homestead.

$349.99
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Armageddon Oven Lower Oven Package

$649.99

REQUIRED COMPONENT FOR MEAT SMOKER PACKAGE

The Lower Oven Package transforms your Armageddon Oven into a bread-baking powerhouse with a fully insulated lower chamber that delivers unmatched heat retention. Installed beneath the main firebox, it features thick insulated walls and a refractory floor and ceiling that absorb and radiate heat for hours — ideal for baking bread, pizzas, and slow-roasted meals long after the flames fade. Completely off-grid, it operates without electricity or propane, storing firewood heat to bake multiple loaves with steady, even warmth.

This package includes a 304-grade stainless steel door and frame, flame guards, critter guards, a Cooper-Atkins thermometer, flexible rope gasket, high-temp silicone, and stainless hardware. The flame guards protect the oven base, while the precision-sealed door and gasket lock in heat for consistent, reliable baking performance.

The Lower Oven Package transforms your Armageddon Oven into a heat-retaining bread-baking chamber with thick insulation and refractory surfaces that store and radiate warmth for hours. Installed beneath the main firebox, it’s perfect for baking bread, pizzas, or slow-roasted meals long after the fire dies. Fully off-grid, it uses stored firewood heat—no electricity or propane required. The package includes a 304 stainless steel door and frame, flame guards, critter guards, a Cooper-Atkins thermometer, rope gasket, high-temp silicone, and stainless hardware. Flame guards protect the oven base, while the sealed door and gasket lock in heat for steady, reliable baking.

Lower Oven Package

Armageddon Oven Lower Oven Package

REQUIRED COMPONENT FOR MEAT SMOKER PACKAGE

The Lower Oven Package transforms your Armageddon Oven into a heat-retaining bread-baking chamber with thick insulation and refractory surfaces that store and radiate warmth for hours. Installed beneath the main firebox, it’s perfect for baking bread, pizzas, or slow-roasted meals long after the fire dies. Fully off-grid, it uses stored firewood heat—no electricity or propane required. The package includes a 304 stainless steel door and frame, flame guards, critter guards, a Cooper-Atkins thermometer, rope gasket, high-temp silicone, and stainless hardware. Flame guards protect the oven base, while the sealed door and gasket lock in heat for steady, reliable baking.

$649.99
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Armageddon Oven Meat Smoker Package

$799.99

LOWER OVEN PACKAGE IS REQUIRED FOR THE MEAT SMOKER PACKAGE

The Stainless Steel Meat Smoker Package transforms your Armageddon Oven into an 8 cubic foot offset smoker built for pitmasters, homesteaders, and off-grid cooks who demand lasting strength and authentic wood-fired flavor. Made from heavy-duty 304 stainless steel, each door panel, drip tray and moisture system is overbuilt to endure years of high heat and outdoor exposure without rusting or warping.

 

As a true offset smoker, it burns wood in the Lower Oven chamber while smoke and heat flow horizontally across the food, delivering clean, even heat and deep, consistent flavor. Fueled entirely by natural firewood, it requires no propane, pellets, or electricity — making it perfect for off-grid living and self-reliant cooking with professional-grade performance and timeless American Made durability.

The Stainless Steel Meat Smoker Package turns your Armageddon Oven into an 8-cu-ft offset smoker built for authentic wood-fired cooking. Constructed from heavy-duty 304 stainless steel, every panel and component is engineered to withstand years of high heat and weather without warping or rusting. Using the Lower Oven as the firebox, smoke and heat flow evenly across your food for clean, consistent flavor. Fueled only by natural firewood — no propane, pellets, or electricity — it delivers professional-grade, American-made durability for pitmasters, homesteaders, and off-grid cooks.
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Meat Smoker Package

Armageddon Oven Meat Smoker Package

LOWER OVEN PACKAGE IS REQUIRED FOR THE MEAT SMOKER PACKAGE

The Stainless Steel Meat Smoker Package turns your Armageddon Oven into an 8-cu-ft offset smoker built for authentic wood-fired cooking. Constructed from heavy-duty 304 stainless steel, every panel and component is engineered to withstand years of high heat and weather without warping or rusting. Using the Lower Oven as the firebox, smoke and heat flow evenly across your food for clean, consistent flavor. Fueled only by natural firewood — no propane, pellets, or electricity — it delivers professional-grade, American-made durability for pitmasters, homesteaders, and off-grid cooks.

$799.99

The Stainless Steel Meat Smoker Package transforms your Armageddon Oven into an 8 cubic foot offset smoker built for pitmasters, homesteaders, and off-grid cooks who demand lasting strength and authentic wood-fired flavor. Made from heavy-duty 304 stainless steel, each door panel, drip tray and moisture system is overbuilt to endure years of high heat and outdoor exposure without rusting or warping.

 

As a true offset smoker, it burns wood in the Lower Oven chamber while smoke and heat flow horizontally across the food, delivering clean, even heat and deep, consistent flavor. Fueled entirely by natural firewood, it requires no propane, pellets, or electricity — making it perfect for off-grid living and self-reliant cooking with professional-grade performance and timeless American Made durability.
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Armageddon Oven Uruguayan Grill

$849.99

The Stainless Steel Uruguayan Grill brings traditional parrilla cooking to modern off-grid living. Built from heavy-duty 304 stainless steel, it’s completely rust-proof, weatherproof, and engineered to last for generations. The large 790 in² adjustable grill grate lets you fine-tune heat for perfect searing and slow grilling over natural firewood and glowing embers - delivering steady, efficient heat with zero flare-ups. No propane, no electricity - just pure wood-fired performance built for off-grid homesteads, cabins, and those seeking self-reliant living.

 

Strong, efficient, and easy to clean, the Uruguayan Grill supports the heaviest of loads without warping - delivering wood fired flavor, long-lasting durability, and true off-grid freedom. Size equivalent to (2) Stainless Grill Grates (below).

The Stainless Steel Uruguayan Grill brings traditional parrilla cooking to off-grid living with a heavy-duty, rust-proof 304 stainless steel build made to last for generations. Its 790 in² adjustable grate lets you control heat for perfect searing or slow grilling over natural firewood and embers—no propane, no electricity. Strong, efficient, and easy to clean, it supports heavy loads without warping and delivers pure wood-fired flavor and long-term durability. Size equals (2) Stainless Grill Grates.

Armageddon Oven Uruguayan Grill

Uruguayan Grill

The Stainless Steel Uruguayan Grill brings traditional parrilla cooking to off-grid living with a heavy-duty, rust-proof 304 stainless steel build made to last for generations. Its 790 in² adjustable grate lets you control heat for perfect searing or slow grilling over natural firewood and embers—no propane, no electricity. Strong, efficient, and easy to clean, it supports heavy loads without warping and delivers pure wood-fired flavor and long-term durability. Size equals (2) Stainless Grill Grates.
$849.99

The Stainless Steel Uruguayan Grill brings traditional parrilla cooking to modern off-grid living. Built from heavy-duty 304 stainless steel, it’s completely rust-proof, weatherproof, and engineered to last for generations. The large 790 in² adjustable grill grate lets you fine-tune heat for perfect searing and slow grilling over natural firewood and glowing embers - delivering steady, efficient heat with zero flare-ups. No propane, no electricity - just pure wood-fired performance built for off-grid homesteads, cabins, and those seeking self-reliant living.

 

Strong, efficient, and easy to clean, the Uruguayan Grill supports the heaviest of loads without warping - delivering wood fired flavor, long-lasting durability, and true off-grid freedom. Size equivalent to (2) Stainless Grill Grates (below).

Stainless Steel Griddles and Grill Grates

Built from ultra-thick 304-grade stainless steel, these HEAVY-duty griddles and grates deliver exceptional heat retention and perfectly even cooking. Engineered to be tougher than necessary, each piece is virtually indestructible - crafted to last for several generations.

STAINLESS STEEL GRILL GRATE

Stainless Steel Grill Grate

Handcrafted from stainless bars, this classic grill grate infuses your food with rich wood-fired flavor and traditional grill marks.

$349.99
BrickWood Box - Half Griddle / Half Grill

Half Griddle • Half Grill

Even heat for searing and frying on one side, and open-flame grilling for classic char & versatility on the other.

$379.99
FULL SIZE, LASER CUT BBQ GRILL

Laser Cut Grill

Laser Cut
Grill

The toughest grill on the planet! Precision-cut by sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their frickin' heads.

$399.99
LODGE 10 GRIDDLE

10" Dutch Oven Griddle

Classic griddle with a center opening for (Lodge) 10" cast iron cookware to simmer soups and stews over firewood.

$349.99
1/4" Thick 304 Grade Stainless Steel Griddle - BrickWood Box

Stainless Steel Griddle

Exceptional heat retention and even cooking performance, ensuring consistent results and long-lasting reliability.

$399.99
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Griddles and Grill Grates

Stainless Steel Griddles and Grill Grates

Built from ultra-thick 304-grade stainless steel, these HEAVY-duty griddles and grates deliver exceptional heat retention and perfectly even cooking. Engineered to be tougher than necessary, each piece is virtually indestructible - crafted to last for several generations.

Stainless Steel
Grill Grate

STAINLESS STEEL GRILL GRATE
$349.99

Stainless Steel Griddle

1/4" Thick 304 Grade Stainless Steel Griddle - BrickWood Box
$399.99

Laser Cut
Grill

FULL SIZE, LASER CUT BBQ GRILL
$399.99

Half Griddle
Half Grill

BrickWood Box - Half Griddle / Half Grill
$379.99

10" Dutch Oven
Griddle

LODGE 10 GRIDDLE
$349.99

Armageddon Oven Pig Roaster Package

$899.99

The Pig (and Meat) Roaster Package is built for true off-grid living - where reliability, durability, and performance matter most. Crafted from thick, 304-grade stainless steel, every panel, grate, and surface is designed to withstand the elements, extreme heat, and years of heavy use without warping, rusting, or failing. Its expansive cooking area provides balanced, even heat, allowing you to slow-roast whole pigs, large cuts of beef, lamb, or poultry with consistent precision.

 

Ideal for off-grid homesteads, backcountry camps, and community gatherings, this roaster transforms raw fire into dependable, high-capacity cooking. The all-stainless design ensures effortless cleanup and lifelong durability, making it a centerpiece for self-reliant outdoor living.

The Pig (and Meat) Roaster Package is built for off-grid reliability, durability, and high performance. Made from thick 304 stainless steel, every panel and grate resists warping, rust, and weather for years of heavy use. Its large cooking area delivers even heat for slow-roasting whole pigs or large cuts of meat with consistent precision. Perfect for homesteads, camps, and community gatherings, it turns raw fire into dependable, high-capacity cooking with easy cleanup and lifetime durability.

Pig Roaster Package

Armageddon Oven Pig Roaster Package

The Pig (and Meat) Roaster Package is built for off-grid reliability, durability, and high performance. Made from thick 304 stainless steel, every panel and grate resists warping, rust, and weather for years of heavy use. Its large cooking area delivers even heat for slow-roasting whole pigs or large cuts of meat with consistent precision. Perfect for homesteads, camps, and community gatherings, it turns raw fire into dependable, high-capacity cooking with easy cleanup and lifetime durability.

$899.99

The Pig (and Meat) Roaster Package is built for true off-grid living - where reliability, durability, and performance matter most. Crafted from thick, 304-grade stainless steel, every panel, grate, and surface is designed to withstand the elements, extreme heat, and years of heavy use without warping, rusting, or failing. Its expansive cooking area provides balanced, even heat, allowing you to slow-roast whole pigs, large cuts of beef, lamb, or poultry with consistent precision.

 

Ideal for off-grid homesteads, backcountry camps, and community gatherings, this roaster transforms raw fire into dependable, high-capacity cooking. The all-stainless design ensures effortless cleanup and lifelong durability, making it a centerpiece for self-reliant outdoor living.
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Armageddon Oven Rotisserie Packages

Constructed entirely from heavy-duty 304-grade stainless steel, the Armageddon Oven Rotisserie delivers unmatched strength, durability, and corrosion resistance for a lifetime of spit-roasting performance. The electric motor system provides smooth, consistent rotation for perfectly fire-roasted meats, while the optional manual hand-crank shaft gives you complete control when cooking off-grid or without access to power. Designed for maximum reliability and adjustable height versatility, this all-stainless system performs flawlessly in any environment - from backyard barbecues to remote, off-grid gatherings.

Rotisserie Essentials Package

$999.99

Proudly Made in America from thick 304-grade stainless steel, this heavy-duty electric rotisserie package is built for unmatched strength and longevity - delivering decades of reliable, juicy rotisserie cooking on the Armageddon Oven.

Rotisserie Manual Crankshaft

$289.99

For off-grid rotisserie, the Manual Crankshaft keeps your meats turning with ease - no power needed. Its ball-bearing stainless handle spins effortlessly, and the 304-grade stainless construction ensures lasting strength and smooth performance.

Armageddon Oven Rotisserie Packages

Forged from heavy-duty 304 stainless steel, the Armageddon Oven Rotisserie offers lifetime strength, durability, and corrosion resistance. Its electric motor delivers smooth, consistent rotation, while the optional hand-crank lets you cook fully off-grid. With adjustable height and all-stainless construction, it provides reliable, versatile spit-roasting in any environment - from backyard cooks to remote homestead gatherings.

Rotisserie Essentials Package

Rotisserie Manual Crankshaft

Proudly Made in America from thick 304-grade stainless steel, this heavy-duty electric rotisserie package is built for unmatched strength and longevity - delivering decades of reliable, juicy rotisserie cooking on the Armageddon Oven.

For off-grid rotisserie, the Manual Crankshaft keeps your meats turning with ease - no power needed. Its ball-bearing stainless handle spins effortlessly, and the 304-grade stainless construction ensures lasting strength and smooth performance.
$999.99
$289.99

Armageddon Oven Rotisserie Packages

Rotisserie Packages

Constructed entirely from heavy-duty 304-grade stainless steel, the Armageddon Oven Rotisserie delivers unmatched strength, durability, and corrosion resistance for a lifetime of spit-roasting performance. The electric motor system provides smooth, consistent rotation for perfectly fire-roasted meats, while the optional manual hand-crank shaft gives you complete control when cooking off-grid or without access to power. Designed for maximum reliability and adjustable height versatility, this all-stainless system performs flawlessly in any environment - from backyard barbecues to remote, off-grid gatherings.

Rotisserie Essentials Package

Proudly Made in America from thick 304-grade stainless steel, this heavy-duty electric rotisserie package is built for unmatched strength and longevity - delivering decades of reliable, juicy rotisserie cooking on the Armageddon Oven.

$999.99

Rotisserie Manual Crankshaft

For off-grid rotisserie, the Manual Crankshaft keeps your meats turning with ease - no power needed. Its ball-bearing stainless handle spins effortlessly, and the 304-grade stainless construction ensures lasting strength and smooth performance.
$289.99

Armageddon Oven Accessories

Hitch Posts

Dutch Oven Extension

Hitch Pins • 5 Pack

Our Stainless Steel Hitch Posts are included with the Rotisserie Package, but can also be purchased separately for those who want to boil liquids or fry foods using the Dutch Oven Extension.

Boil liquids, simmer stews, and fry foods in a cast iron Dutch oven (with handle) over firewood, adjusting the heat easily by raising or lowering the extension on the stainless steel Hitch Posts.

If you’re ordering the Rotisserie Package or Dutch Oven Extension, it’s a good idea to keep an extra set of Hitch Pins in your toolbox - especially if you’ve got precocious young'uns around the house.
$349.99
$29.99
$214.99

Armageddon Oven Accessories

Stainless Steel
Hitch Posts

BrickWood Box Hitch Posts

Our Stainless Steel Hitch Posts are included with the Rotisserie Package, but can also be purchased separately for those who want to boil liquids or fry foods using the Dutch Oven Extension.

$349.99

Dutch Oven
Extension

BRICKWOOD BOX - DUTCH OVEN EXTENSION

Boil liquids, simmer stews, and fry foods in a cast iron Dutch oven (with handle) over firewood, adjusting the heat easily by raising or lowering the extension on the stainless steel Hitch Posts.

$214.99

Hitch Pin 5-Pack

If you’re ordering the Rotisserie Package or Dutch Oven Extension, it’s a good idea to keep an extra set of Hitch Pins in your toolbox - especially if you’ve got precocious young'uns around the house.

$29.99
$349.99
$29.99
$214.99

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Frequently Asked Armageddon Oven Questions

Why is every Armageddon Oven package sold out?

Every Armageddon Oven component is currently sold out due to overwhelming demand and limited production capacity. Each part is handcrafted in small batches from heavy-duty 304-grade stainless steel, ensuring unmatched quality and precision. Because every piece is built to order and made to last for generations, production takes time - and once word spread about its off-grid capability, durability, and versatility, inventory sold out faster than anticipated.

 

In short: they’re not mass-produced — they’re overbuilt, handcrafted, and worth the wait.

If you’d like to purchase an Armageddon Oven product, enter your email (on the right) and we’ll notify you as soon as items are back in stock and ready to order.

What makes the Armageddon Oven the Ultimate off-grid cooking appliance?

The Armageddon Oven is the ultimate off-grid cooking appliance because it’s built to do everything - and built to last forever. Handcrafted from locally sourced masonry materials and heavy-duty 304-grade stainless steel, it’s engineered for absolute durability in any environment. Fueled solely by natural firewood, it needs no propane, gas, or electricity, giving you complete cooking independence anywhere on earth.

 

This all-in-one system combines a wood-fired grill, smoker, insulated baking oven, pig roaster, rotisserie, Uruguayan grill, and fryer/boiler into one seamless unit. It can grill, smoke, roast, bake, boil, and sear - all from the same fire. With its thermal mass and efficient airflow, it holds heat for hours, using minimal wood for maximum performance.

 

Whether you’re living off-grid, homesteading, or preparing for any emergency, the Armageddon Oven delivers commercial-grade versatility, fuel efficiency, and indestructible craftsmanship - making it the LAST outdoor cooking system you’ll ever need.

What is the expected lifespan of the Armageddon Oven?

The Armageddon Oven is designed to last a lifetime... and then some! Built from locally sourced masonry materials and heavy-duty 304-grade stainless steel, every component is engineered to withstand decades of constant use, extreme weather, and high heat without warping, rusting, or breaking down. With minimal maintenance, the masonry structure can easily endure 50+ years, while the stainless steel components are rated for generational use - meaning your children and grandchildren can cook on the same oven you built. In short, the Armageddon Oven isn’t built for a season - it’s built for centuries of off-grid cooking and self-reliant living.

What makes your custom-made, heavy-duty products so expensive?

Our custom-made, heavy-duty products are priced higher because they’re built to a standard, not a quota. Every component is crafted in small batches by skilled fabricators using premium 304-grade stainless steel - not mass-produced parts or lightweight (disposable) Chinese imports. Each piece is overbuilt for strength, longevity, and off-grid reliability, designed to endure decades of high heat, weather, and heavy use. Nearly every part is Made in the USA, ensuring exceptional quality, precision, and consistency.

 

While the upfront cost is higher, these systems are built to outlast every other outdoor cooker on the market, saving money (and frustration) over time. Simply put: they’re an investment in durability, independence, and generational performance - not a product you’ll ever need to replace.

 

And now, with Affirm financing, you can get every Armageddon Oven part or accessory today and pay over time with simple, transparent monthly payments. No hidden fees, no surprises - just a straightforward way to start building your off-grid cooking system now and spread the cost out comfortably.

What kind of person is the Armageddon Oven designed for?

The Armageddon Oven is built for those who value self-reliance, strength, and simplicity: the preppers, off-grid builders, and homesteaders who live life on their own terms. It requires no propane, no electricity, and no bags of overpriced wood pellets - just natural, abundant firewood you can find almost anywhere.

 

Handcrafted from heavy-duty 304-grade stainless steel, it’s engineered to endure decades of extreme heat, harsh weather, and constant use without failure. This isn’t a cheap backyard gadget - it’s a lifetime tool for those who believe in doing things the hard way, the right way, and being ready for anything.

 

Built for true off-grid independence, the Armageddon Oven is the ultimate cooking system for those who trust the flame, not the grid.

Can you send me specific plans on an oven I saw in your photo gallery?

Every Armageddon Oven and BrickWood Pizza Oven featured in our galleries were built by real customers using our FREE step-by-step plans and DIY kits. These detailed guides have helped builders around the world create powerful, wood-fired cooking systems from the ground up — from rugged Armageddon Ovens built for off-grid living to timeless backyard pizza ovens designed for everyday cooking. While each project began with our proven blueprints, every builder added their own materials, finish, and creativity to make it truly unique.

 

Each oven showcased in our galleries is a testament to that craftsmanship, independence, and ingenuity — no two are ever alike. We’re often asked, “Can you connect me with the builder of the XXX oven?” While we truly appreciate the interest, we would never share a customer’s personal information — just as we would never share yours. However, we invite you to visit the BrickWood Forum, where Armageddon Oven and BrickWood Oven builders openly share their photos, advice, and experience to help you create your own one-of-a-kind, wood-fired masterpiece.

More questions?  See our Expanded FAQ Page or visit the BrickWood Forum